i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.
I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog
More people reblogged this than there are in my state??
More people reblogged this than there are in my COUNTRY??
HUGE ASS GIVEAWAY
Alright so im going to do a massive giveaway because i hit 4000 followers (how did i hit this many omfg?!?)
Ive done a few giveaways but this is the first k-pop one I’ve ever done! So since I will have a loan of my student load left, and I will also have birthday money, when this giveaway is over, I decided to treat my amazing, beautiful followers to a giveaway!
I will be giving away the following to a VERY LUCKY winner!
- 2NE1 Crush album (Pink and Black version) (Winner will receive both versions) [new and sealed]
- 2NE1 New Evolution Tour in Seoul DVD (Korea Version) [new and sealed]
- First pictorial records From TOP Photobook (to be released on April 9 2014) (i have already pre-ordered 2, one for myself an one for the winner to make sure they get it) [new and sealed]
- GD&TOP-The First Album [new and sealed]
- Giyongchy Beanie
- Shinee-Chapter 1. Dream Girl – The Misconceptions of You [new and sealed]
- Shinee-Chapter 2. Why So Serious? – The Misconceptions of Me [new and sealed]
- Exo Mama Albums (Exo M and Exo K versions) [new and sealed]
- Bigbang-Tonight Album [new and sealed]
- Bigbang-Alive Album [new and sealed]
- T.O.P Special Edition Doom Dada photobook and DVD [new and sealed]
- One Of A Kind Hoodie (whatever size the winner wants it in)
- Rilakkuma Body Pillow [new]
- G-Dragons-Coup D’etat Collection II
[new and sealed]
- Bangtan Boys-Skool Luv Affair Album [new and sealed]
- Boy London T-Shirt
- Seungri-Lets Talk About Love Album [new and sealed]
- MCM Medium Visetos Stark Backpack in Black (My dad is very good friends with the mananger of an MCM Store in London, so he gets mad discounts on everything there) [will be brand new from the store]
- B2st Socks (all members) [New (i mean who wants used socks ew)]
- Harpers Bazaar Man Magazine-Issue Featuring G-Dragon and Taeyang (not pictured above simply because i forgot to add it in lmao)
Ok so since this is a giveaway for my followers so you have to follow me. I mean you can unfollow me after the giveaway
but i would really appreciate it if you didnt because thats kind of a poopy thing to do. So yeah i would appreciate the follow (follow me here) ^^
PS. I will be working on UK time (+0 GMT) for this giveaway
- You must be following me
- Reblog as many times as you like (but dont spam)
- You can also Like this post to get an extra entry in
- If you are under 16 please get parent permission (because i will need your address if you win and i don’t want to be responsible for anything ok)
- This giveaway is international so no matter where you are from you may reblog this!
- Make sure your ask box is open at the giveaway closing date
- If you don’t answer my ask (letting you know you’ve won) 24 hours after the giveaway date then another winner will be picked)
- Do not delete this text (if you do i will come and find you)
- Do not reblog this to giveaway only blogs (I WILL CHECK AND YOU WONT BE COUNTED)
- To draw the winner im going to be using a random generator (probably random.org)
please note people outside of europe: if you win the package may take 2 weeks or more to reach you (since international shipping sucks ass)
This giveaway ends on 18th May (mine and Taeyangs birthday aww yiss) so that give you guys plenty of time to enter! Please enter because i have spent a heap of money on this giveaway lmao (thank god i saved some of my student fund)
So good luck and get reblogging!!!!
Love you all!!!!!!!
favourite sara bareilles songs ♫ manhattan (the blessed unrest)